Thathuvangal

Thathuvams

Thookam vandha kanna moodalam, aana Vomit vandha vaaya mooda mudiyadhu..

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Enna dhan neenga VIJAY rasigar  a irundhalum, Fan unga mela vizhum bodhu
ayyo THALA nu dhan soluveenga..
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Thoonga poradhuku munnadi thoonga porenu sollalam, aana Ezhundhurkathuku
munadi ezhundhuka porenu solla mudiyadhu.
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Naai ku naalu kaal irundhalum, adhala kaal mela kaal potu ukara mudiyadhu.
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Jokes

Friend 1    : En kitta vangina 100 ruba epo kudupa ?
Friend 2    : Nan marandhuten, neeyum marandhuthenu nenaichen..
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One rainy day, an old man selling books..

A man came asked the book how much ?

The old man replied that it costs rs.3000..
but the man bargained, the old man didnt reduce the amount.. At last,
he bought the book. The old man warned him not to open the last page, if he
opened that he will face consequences.. The man feared and accepted..
But, he went to home. He started reading the book and finished. at last he decided to

open the final page. He shocked.....

It shows Book costs Rs.30/- only...   
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In KBC,

Amitabh to sardar, Ganges flows in which state ?
Sardar replied " Liquid state "..
All the people started clapping, amitabh stunned and look all the people are sardars..
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Sardar's friend asked sardar to book two tickets in corner seat for him and his lover.
Wen he entered in theatre he shocked, bcoz sardar booked the seat left corner for him

and right corner for his lover..
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Sardar walking on a road and saw a black particles,
and he touch and lick it and says,
" Ada chee saani, nalla vela midhikala "..
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A girl went to heaven and Yama asked her last wish ??
She replied that she love her lover purely and want to live with them forever..
And the girl sent to hell for overacting...
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Height of Love :

A boy didnt reply msg his lover, b coz if he msg her, she ll get pain while typing..

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Height of confusion :

Your friend fall down from 2nd floor in your brand new Mercedes Benz, you don't

whether laugh or cry..

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A man says, I think to stop Cigarette.. But for thinking, i need Cigarette....