Evergreen SMS jokes

Evergreen SMS jokes

Sardar watching a ice bar for a long time. His friend asking him,
" Yenda adha romba nerama pakara ".  
Sardar replied " Naanum
romba neram pakaren, engandhu thanni olugudhune therila.
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Interviewer to sardar

Interviewer : Do you know MS-OFF ?
Sardar         : Address thaanga poitu varen.

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A drunken man fell from 1st floor. All people assembled and asking the man
" what happened sir " ?
He replied " Enaku epdi theriyum, naanum ippa than vandhen "...

Sardar shifted his barbar shop from 1st floor to Ground floor and
displayed in board like this,
" Indru mudhal KEEZHE CUTTING seiyapadum ".

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Father to son

Father : Yenda eppa pathalum naan unna adichite irukene unaku kovame
               varadha..
Son     : Varume...
Father : Appo enna pannuva ?
Son     : Poi toilet-a clean panuven.
Father : Adhula epdi unnadaya kovam adangum..
Son     : Unga tooth brush a dhan clean panna use pannuven..
   
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A Train got accident and stumbled in field and stops... Sardar is driver..

Passengers : Wat happened sir ?
Sardar        : While i m driving a man came in front of track...
Passengers :  For that man, u endangered all d passengers.. u have to hit him..
Sardar          :  I trying to hit him, but he ran into fields.. Thats why i drive the train
                        into fields to kill him.

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Son              : I want a bike..
Father       : Why god gave u two legs.
Son              : One leg to start bike and another leg to apply gear.

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Student       : I want 2 days leave.
Teacher       : Yesterday u asked 1 day and now asking 2 days leave. What ?
Student       : Yesterday i had headache. Only 1 head ha.. but, legs are two.. thats y         

asked 2 days leave...
Student       : I had toothache.. i need 32 days leave...

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Sardars helicopter got accident.. Reporters asked sardar wat happened ?

Sardar        : Mela poite irundhena, romba kulirichu, adhan FAN-a off paniten..

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A girl and a boy in park..

A girl had a boy photo in her hand.. Suddenly boy asking her, Is he ur ex-boy friend ?

Girl        : No, thats me before operation..
Boy         : !!!!!?!

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Sardar goes to a fancy shop..

Sardar        : India flag iruka  ?
shop owner : Indhanga india flag..
Sardar       : Hmmm..Vera colour illaya ?
shop owner : !!!?@!!